Quotes

LostintheWood: Need a Mortgage? Don't Get Pregnant

Freejack_LOA: I will keep that in mind.

Stray_LOA: Good thing you shared that one Lost. I'd have been in big trouble otherwise. ;)

Freejack_LOA: Afterall, I was just considering some reckless sex in the hopes that I might get knocked up so some poor guy would be forced into taking care of me and his spawn.

Freejack_LOA: I think instead I'll just get drunk and pass out on someone's lawn in the distant hope that they'll take me in as a stray.

Freejack_LOA: Here's to hoping they don't believe in spaying and neutering their pets.

Freejack_LOA: *glug glug*

It's full of awesome dipped in awesome sauce and then rolled in awesome sprinkles and deep fried to make it extra awesome.
~Freejack

"I'm not trying to change your mind, I'm just here to say you're wrong." - Namoric

Jerith|Tony: I want the Droid X already. :( But I have to wait until late 2011 and by then it'll be the Droid XXX.

Freejack: I don't see anything wrong with a Droid XXX. Sounds sexy...

Straynger: If you browse to the "right" sites, any droid can become a Droid XXX

Freejack: ...with the right vibration setting.

Jeane: hmmmm, vibration settings.......*gets lost in a daze*

Tsunami_LOA: I only get tired when I am low on beer
Freejack_LOA: That seems counter-intuitive
Tsunami_LOA: it's like my life blood
Stray_LOA: So you keep a six pack right by your console when you're guiding planes in and out?
Tsunami_LOA: I wish :(
Tsunami_LOA: I love beer but I love not going to Federal Prison more

Solina likes to cut men into little tiny pieces and puree's them and then finds the poor bastard and waterboards him with the juices of his own misery ~Grashnak